to add to the absolute fuckery that is my college education i now have to find out tomorrow via interview if im getting into a fucking other course. i already paid for my first course and now have to go through the stress of it again. FUCK THIS.
the year is 2086
my grandchildren are gathered around my feet, asking me questions about my childhood
"who was your favourite singer when you were our age grandma?"
my daughter leaps to her feet in horror
i stand up and tear off my clothes to reveal a seashell bikini
"URANUS" i scream, throwing my zimmer frame aside
"DON’T YOU KNOW MY ASS IS FAMOUS?!?"