NOMOREVILLAINS
But I'm holding on for dear life, won't look down, won't open my eyes
.

to add to the absolute fuckery that is my college education i now have to find out tomorrow via interview if im getting into a fucking other course. i already paid for my first course and now have to go through the stress of it again. FUCK THIS.


simonjpg:

went in strong, came out crying over a CGI tree voiced by vin diesel 


drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust)


editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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mcqueen:

the year is 2086

my grandchildren are gathered around my feet, asking me questions about my childhood

"who was your favourite singer when you were our age grandma?"

my daughter leaps to her feet in horror

NO!!

i stand up and tear off my clothes to reveal a seashell bikini

"URANUS" i scream, throwing my zimmer frame aside

"DON’T YOU KNOW MY ASS IS FAMOUS?!?"

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